It's better to drink alcohol and talk shit than...

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water contained in faeces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you. THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it.

what is news channels doing?

well, last night while i was watching a news channel on tv i saw something really disturbing. After the bomb blast in samjhauta express late sunday night, the news channel (INDIA TV) was showing pictures of people who have sustained burn injuries to an extent that it could be disturbing for most of people, especially for kids.
secondly, they were asking weird questions from those injured as well as from relatives of those dead. i think its high time our media rises to a level above TRP ratings and deliver some meaningful news to the masses!!!